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Post by Zephyя !? on Dec 26, 2009 12:08:59 GMT -5
Who knows what trouble I will get into tonight? I sure don't. How much trouble can one dog get into anyways? Probably nothing compared to what human females can do, but hey, let's expirement.First stop of the night; TJ's Butcher Shop. Full of fine meats, best part is, they're open late. Y'know, things like this are never as fun as it could be with company.I am laying on the ground beside the door, looking in, watching all of the commotion inside. No one notices me. I have been sitting here for a bout, three minutes? Just as I had expected, the door swings open, and when the human leaves-unaware of my presence, mind you-I dive in soundlessly, immediatly ducking behind the counter where no one else it.
I slink under the counter top, walking easily to the other end of the store and then peaking out the end, looking for watchful eyes. Everyone is in the front of the store. Everyong being two people. I smile, then turn back behind the counter, where all the meat is held in a glass container.
I've done this before. I slide the glass open without a problem. Soundless.
I look up to see a large selection of beef and ham, already salivating. I reach up, wrapping my jaws around a large thing of honey ham.
I pull the slab of ham out of the container, being careful to be quiet about it. I let it sit on the ground, licking my maw before picking it up again and slinking out of the store. I push the door open quickly, slipping out just as I hear yelling.
I bolt down the street, digging my teeth into the ham to keep it from falling out. Damn, this thing is heavy. I finally turn down into an alley way, settling behind a dumpster and letting it sit on the ground at my paws again. I pant for a few minutes, then lay down and tear at the wrappings until I taste the meat.
That's only the first part. It's calm right now. Later, I plan on robbing a bank or something.
for B R A C K E N
367 words
sorry it's a crappy first post -.-
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