Post by .:Summer:. on Mar 28, 2010 17:17:27 GMT -5
Bugsy
++ well, hello there baby. you can call me Bugsy.
but i can be whoever you want me to be..
++ if you take a casual glance between my legs, you can see i'm definitely a boy.
++ been doin whatever i want and whoever i want for 4 years.
++ my breed? oh, i'm clearly a delicious purebred english bull terrier.
check me out, darlin..
sexiness is all about quality, not quantity, babe. i know, i know. i'm a short bastard right? well don't let that fool you. i may be little, but i sure pack a punch! i'm very muscly, surprisingly ... i like to keep my body well toned. i have shortish legs, but i'm a very fast runner, so shut up. i have an oddly-shaped snout which defines my breed, and which i take great pride in, personally. i have two large nicely-formed ears placed on my handsome head, and a short, pointy tail. my fur is pretty much spotless-white all over, aside from a little amount of markings, like the very light brown smudge underneath my right eye. and that collar i'm wearing? it's just for show. hey, the girls seem to find it sexy ... so what's the problem, eh? overall; i'm just one hot dog.
more than just damn good looks..
ohhh ... you wanna know more about me, huh? i'm not surprised heh. well for a start, i'm very persuasive and smooth - flirting and females are my passions, and my finest talent. mix them together, and i've got Christmas. but don't expect a call back sweetness, you're only mine for as long as i need you.
i KNOW i'm God's gift to bitches. a little full of myself, maybe - but if i wasn't, how do i always get what i want from them? how do they keep coming back, always begging for more?
i'm sexy, i'm streetsmart, and i always know what's what. intelligence and wit are another couple of my strong points. i'm very smooth and sneaky, and always know how to get out of sticky situations. i'm tough too, and a very aggresive fighter. but i prefer not to fight anyway, i have nothing to prove.
males don't tend to like me. but hey, it's not my fault your girl knows quality when she sees it. avoid me and i'll avoid you, simple as that.
by the way, i'm not interested in your heart. i don't want it. you're only mine for a night, before i leave with no goodbye. it might break your heart, but oh well. deal with it.
hear it from my lips, taste it on my tongue...
my history? well, i've never been that much of a storyteller and i don't really like re-telling this one, but ... okay. fine.
well, i was born a stray in Desta Junkyard, which is where i pretty much live now. when i was about three months old, my mother died. don't ask me why, i don't remember. so i was all alone, and for some reason, this didn't bother me. i've always been very independant, so i saw it as an adventure. of course i missed my mother dearly ... i still do. but no point mourning about it, eh?
i was fine and perfectly happy on my own. thriving off stolen meat (i'm a very good thief), raiding trash cans, sleeping under old newspapers ... yeah, life was good. i avoided humans, they avoided me. it was great. i learnt more and more as i matured.
and then, one day ... i saw her. the most incredible creature i'd ever seen in my life. a bullie, like me ... but she was stunning. she had the loveliest black markings, and the most amazing scent of something i still can't describe. of course, being the handsome witty teenager that i was, i bagged her within a day. madly in love with her, and she was pretty damn smitten with me too. it was wonderful. she was all i needed now.
but then ... well, i'm sure you guessed it. she cheated on me. broke my heart in two. shattered my life in pieces. i caught her shagging another dog ... some mutt. she saw me, and smiled. she freakin smiled. god, it freezes my bones just thinking about it.
so, i left. i was done. i didn't deserve her. i ran and ran and ran until i collapsed. i never wanted to see her again. she played me for a fool. i'll never forget that. ever.
but then, one day, some nasty humans came and picked me up when i was very unprepared. they wrapped me in a blanket and took me in their car. i was terrified, and extremely pissed. i didn't want this! i growled and threatened them with my eyes, but it was no use. attacking them would've been no use either, and i was too tired. so, i let them take me back to that hell-hole humans call Home. it was awful. small, noisy kids chasing after me and pulling my ears and tail. big humans grooming me and even trying to bathe me. hell, they even forced a goddamn collar on me! they're just lucky it looks so good.
so, again, i ran away. the idiots left me alone in the garden, and i bolted. no more, i didn't want this.
so now, i'd decided that humans were evil, heartless creatures. but, not as much as females. so, i decided to become cold and heartless too. they're my drug; i'm addicted to them. just can't get enough. no time for love, what's the point? It's not real. simply a mere illusion. i don't need it, and i'll never be that stupid again.
